Post by KEG on Mar 9, 2013 18:45:24 GMT -5
In news that shocked absolutely no one, KEG was charged with a DUI after leaving the PW Arena. The recently signed superstar and his three alcoholic friends were in attendance, watching the event from the nosebleed seats. They spent their entire PW signing bonus on alcoholic beverages, and KEG insisted he could drive home.
Unfortunately for KEG, the car he took wasn't his own, and was instead, the vehicle of Mr. Sanzone. KEG peeled in reverse and crashed directly into a school bus carrying retarded children to watch Disorder live.
When asked for a statement after his arrest, KEG commented, "I was at a wrestling show?"
