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Post by Desire Storm on Mar 12, 2013 19:43:42 GMT -5
Desire decided that a bit of private time was in order. She drove over to the local bar by the arena. She walked in, heads turning. Everyone around her was a man, and it didn't take long for Desire to feel a bit weary of her surroundings.
Ever see a woman before? No. Keep staring then, Bartender, vodka on the rocks.
She smiled wide as she awaited by the bar on her drink.
TBC Rick
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 12, 2013 19:52:41 GMT -5
OUt of no where Rick walks up and says this :
Rick Man : You orded a drink hot stuff cuase the guy told me you got one too for me but damn I mean look at this horid place with every body looking at us I say we ditch the hekk out of this place and finea party so think sense I am "The Fair English
Man" I will pay your win if your out of cash?
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Post by Desire Storm on Mar 12, 2013 20:01:34 GMT -5
Desire grabbed her drink, taking a few swigs as she listened to this "fair man" in front of her. Another forward man. Something about this one was different from the others. She pulled a twenty out of her pocket, laying the bill on the bar.
For my drink, as well as his.
She then turned her attention to the man.
Does this fair man have a name? Not gonna leave unless I know who I'm dealing with.
TBC Rick
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 12, 2013 20:07:33 GMT -5
Rick looks at her stunning body in that nice out fit shes wearing and he speaks :
Rick Man : My name is Rick Man and I am here 24/7 365 all night all day if you want to go some where were these morons is not looking at us like they never seen a english man dating some one so hot that they can't even handle you so what's you say you sweet looking thing ?
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Post by Desire Storm on Mar 12, 2013 20:22:05 GMT -5
She did think this, at least he had gall to give her his name. She smiled.
Well I'm Desire. Nice meeting you.
She finished her drink, then held her hand out.
Lead the way Rick.
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 12, 2013 20:42:19 GMT -5
As he looks at her amazing latin body he then says this to the guy holding the cam :
Rick Man : The Party is leaving to go some where all these morons won't stare he then pushes the cam down and opens the door and the cam man is still holding his head.....
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Post by KEG on Mar 14, 2013 9:05:33 GMT -5
KEG staggers into the room, followed by PINT, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.
KEG: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THERE ARE DRINKS HERE?!
Captain Morgan belches loudly and then does the Captain Morgan pose.
Captain Morgan: ARRRRR MATEYS, I BE LOOKIN' FOR SOME ALE!
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 14, 2013 12:25:38 GMT -5
As the moron walks up to put his fist up he gets a idea and says this :
Rick Man : I am having trouble with some people you drink and kick ass I will give you all the ale you want if you do my dirty deeds he then waits fora response from the friendly beer drinking team ...
tbc by keg
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Post by KEG on Mar 23, 2013 19:49:16 GMT -5
KEG stares at Rick Man and then drunkenly smiles.
KEG: You're having a problem with someone? Then let ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUS help you! In fact, I think we should form some sort of protection agency.. say the NEW AGE ALCOHOLICS PROTECTION AGENCY.. the NAAPA! I LOVE IT! I'M BRILLIANT!
KEG now smiles again, and promptly falls over on the ground, passed out from far too much alcohol. He's drunk as fuck now and there's nothing he can do but lie there.
PINT, CAPTAIN MORGAN and JACK DANIELS all stare at the passed out KEG and merely sit down and begin to drink.
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 24, 2013 7:42:55 GMT -5
As the scene opens more roomers come to close that after Nick Rissi hit on Rick Man's gf you see him speak : Rick Man : You wanted a war Rissi you got it you see no one hits on my sunshine and gets away with it so you see I hired Keg to do the dirty work cause when ever you want to mess with me you got to go "Hard Core " drinking team and the newest friend of "The Fighting English Man has brought you the war you wish you all never and I mean never hit on "The English" man's sunshine and by the way you it's get him or die trying cause I want him dead or alive.... tbc Keg  |
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Post by KEG on Mar 25, 2013 18:07:06 GMT -5
KEG stares over at Rick Man and pauses.
KEG: Wait a sec, you have a manager? Is she hot?? Does she like guys with no money who enjoy drinking? If so, tell her to holla at a playa, son!
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Post by The Fair English Man Rick Man on Mar 25, 2013 18:30:10 GMT -5
as he looks at him he says this :
Rick Man : You see she broke up with me so I don't need your ass any more that's the end of this
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