Post by Nick Rissi on Mar 20, 2013 5:13:19 GMT -5
We open to Nick Rissi in the ring sitting on a steel chair smoking a cigar with mic in hand. He doesn't say anything for a while and the fans give a mixed reaction. After a moment or two Nick finally slowly brings the mic to his lips and begins to talk.
Nick Rissi
The Enforcer keeps a photo of me in his drawer!? Dude your such a fag, do you touch yourself to my photo, fag? You just want to be like me dont you homo? Fag homo. Honestly though I like the way The Enforcer used my whole calling him a homosexual bit right back at me because he couldn't think of any material of his own. I don't know why Enforcer couldn't think for himself this week - maybe because he's incredibly boring or perhaps because he's so illiterate. Who knows... Who cares really? The Enforcer came out with a lame ass promo and I don't even know why I'm out here responding. He wouldn't give me the decency of not copying my shit or finding his own style so I shouldn't be out here acknowledging such a pathetic waste of roster space. I see no need to compete with idiots like y'all. I see no need to even give any sort of response to The Enforcer but I will verbally destroy him again because I care about the fans... Thats right I love each and everyone of you like you were my own family and thats real. Unfortunately Enforcer doesn't care about the fans, he doesn't care about anything except for the gold. Thats right, he's one of THOSE competitors, ugh. Oh well I see I got under his skin with my little rant two nights ago so I might as well dig deeper in his empty brain and hollow out what ever is left... Also, I can't help it that the Enforcer has an inferiority complex towards Corey Benjamin and is trying to take it out on me... That's something that complete fool can't blame me for.
The fans give a mixed reaction as Rissi gets up from the chair and starts walking around the ring. He looks out at the crowd for a moment before smiling and shaking his head.
Nick Rissi
I appreciate the shout out that The Enforcer gave my cousin Michael. Its clear that just like everyone else in the wrestling industry, The Enforcer is also jealous of Michael and the fact that he has become the most successful competitor in the history of competition itself. The only person doing any dick sucking is The Enforcer himself, how do you think he got the number one contendership so fast huh? Thats right, he got on his knees for Israel Reed... or maybe he even got on his knees for My Cousin... Its been established that Enforcer is into that type of thing but I don't think Enforcer's awesome skills at being a great penis licker and interior decorator are going to come in handy against Corey Benjamin nor will they come in handy against me this week after I kick all his teeth out of his mouth and punch his eyebrows off his ugly face. In all seriousness though he has to have the worst gimmick ever. A bald guy who tries to 'enforce' homosexuality on the roster... Are you serious? I don't care if you're gay, you have rights now so get off of your high horse jeez.
We get a decent reaction from the crowd and a few laughs and such. Rissi himself is laughing and takes a moment to calm himself. He takes another drag of his cigar and exhales thick grey smoke around himself that illuminates from the arena lights. Rissi continues to wait for the crowd to quiet down then takes a seat again. The crowd quiets and Rissi takes a breath of the brisk night air congealed with cigarette, food and other arena scents then brings the mic back to him to delve into more of his tirade.
Nick Rissi
So we know a few different things right now... They are... One. Enforcer has an inferiority complex in regards to Corey Benjamin and may even be afraid of him. Two. Enforcer is a very jealous and bitter little piggy. Three. He tries to push his lifestyle upon everyone else. And Four. He isn't deserving of holding the world title let alone having the right to fight for it. I know it, the fans no it, management no it hell even Enforcer knows it. The Enforcer doesn't have what it takes to win the world championship! Screw him, The Enforcer is nothing he's only full about hot air and when it comes time to face Corey and I he will choke and go right back to working at bald guys 'r' us where he belongs. He wants to talk about my last name? Its greater than anyone in his whore family and thats real son. Be jealous. Be jealous I got mad skills, I got a successful legacy, I got hair and I got the ability to completely tear your image up on the mic like I've done this week. Have a cry you sad fuck no one will care and no one will listen simply because everyone's waiting of you to lose at the PPV. They already know the result and guess what, The Enforcer isn't the new world champion. The Enforcer is still the most successful loser.
The crowd starts to get louder and gives a bigger reaction as a smirk grows on Rissi's face. Rissi shakes his head and takes another drag from the cigar. Rissi stands up and gets more involved with his gestures as he goes right back in/
Nick Rissi
The Enforcer maybe a pathetic piece of shit but you have to give him props for talking a big game and not being a little bitch like Rick Man or Faggdox but still The Enforcer is congealed scum underneath my Jordans. I can't help it that I'm the shit. Don't employ me if everyone is going to be jealous what can I say!? The Enforcer's jealousy has completely ruined any hope of this match being an amicable one. Every time I take it to the head and some little dick can't take it so he has to go all depressed and bitter... Well thats not how I roll because I keeps it real like that Enforcer. That's right I keeps it real like that. Enforcer can huff and puff all he wants, all the veins in his bald ass head can explode at the same time I really don't care. Enforcer is in a world of delusion and his world is going to come crashing down in the next two weeks. Defeat, suffering, pain these are all things that Enfo can look forward too because they're coming his way. That one I can promise.
The fans begin to cheer and are greatly amused by the whole rant. Nick looks out at the crowd with a smile, his eyes gleaming and arms raised. Nick waits for a moment and bathes in the cheer and laughter and arena lights from the whole environment as he looks around in glee and joy. The fans are going now and he quickly takes another drag of his cigar and jumps right back into talking much to the fans delight.
Nick Rissi
Remember, remember how boring and dragged out Enforcer's bitch ass promo was. Well his in ring skill is ALMOST as bad and boring as his mic skills. I've proven with facts not opinions that The Enforcer is nothing and is soon to be an afterthought. The only thing that the Enforcer has shown us is that he can steal my bit because he's too stupid and uncreative to think of his own stuff, he keeps a photo of me in his drawer and the fact that he is scared and apprehensive of Corey Benjamin. Enforcer - this one goes direct to you son. You're pathetic, you're a nothing and you wish you could be as good as me let alone Michael Rissi. 40-0 bitch and I'm soon to mimic that record in PW while all your expected to do is lie crying on the mat at being defeated in your first world title match. It's all inevitable, I'm telling the future here Enfo. Watch as all my predictions come to life. Watch as I become one of the greatest in PW history. Forget, Faggdox, Scorpion, Flare, Rick Man forget all those losers. Its all about me now and you know it. Let me Enforce all of this knowledge upon you. If I were you I'd be taking notes Jack. Son, there is no way I can be hurt and there is nothing that can slow me down going into any match I have here. That's real, I'm un-hurtable bitches.
Rissi raises his arms and throws the mic on the mat as the fans give an amazing cheer! He drags some more of his cigar then drops it on the mat, ashing it out with his shoe. The fans continue cheering but out of the blue Rissi's custom Armani dress pants catch fire from the downed cigar on the mat. Rissi doesn't notice as he's too busy pandering to the crowd, their cheers just grow.
The flames spread quickly and grow as they engulf his pants, than his jacket and shirt. Rissi notices and starts wilding moving around but the flames just grow due to Armani's highly expensive and flammable clothing materials. Rissi is quickly engulfed in flames and is a man on fire struggling and running around the ring in a desperate panic as the fire burns his body!
Steven Biggs
Oh Shit Nick Rissi is on fire right now suffering hardcore burns... Someone put him out. Fuck this is awesome, especially to witness at a house show. This guy smells like burnt toast i swear. Look at him run like a scared house cat!
Nick Rissi
Fuck!
Eventually some officials run own and put Nick out with some fire extinguishers and stuff. they then cover him and EMTs rush down to check on him.
Steven Biggs
I guess Rissi was wrong. He's not 'un-hurtable'! Fire appears to be his weakness. Where does this leave Rissi now in relation to this Wednesday?
We fade out as officials and EMT's continue helping and checking on a whaling and suffering Rissi. The crowd is still going off their chains with cheers and applause.
Nick Rissi
The Enforcer keeps a photo of me in his drawer!? Dude your such a fag, do you touch yourself to my photo, fag? You just want to be like me dont you homo? Fag homo. Honestly though I like the way The Enforcer used my whole calling him a homosexual bit right back at me because he couldn't think of any material of his own. I don't know why Enforcer couldn't think for himself this week - maybe because he's incredibly boring or perhaps because he's so illiterate. Who knows... Who cares really? The Enforcer came out with a lame ass promo and I don't even know why I'm out here responding. He wouldn't give me the decency of not copying my shit or finding his own style so I shouldn't be out here acknowledging such a pathetic waste of roster space. I see no need to compete with idiots like y'all. I see no need to even give any sort of response to The Enforcer but I will verbally destroy him again because I care about the fans... Thats right I love each and everyone of you like you were my own family and thats real. Unfortunately Enforcer doesn't care about the fans, he doesn't care about anything except for the gold. Thats right, he's one of THOSE competitors, ugh. Oh well I see I got under his skin with my little rant two nights ago so I might as well dig deeper in his empty brain and hollow out what ever is left... Also, I can't help it that the Enforcer has an inferiority complex towards Corey Benjamin and is trying to take it out on me... That's something that complete fool can't blame me for.
The fans give a mixed reaction as Rissi gets up from the chair and starts walking around the ring. He looks out at the crowd for a moment before smiling and shaking his head.
Nick Rissi
I appreciate the shout out that The Enforcer gave my cousin Michael. Its clear that just like everyone else in the wrestling industry, The Enforcer is also jealous of Michael and the fact that he has become the most successful competitor in the history of competition itself. The only person doing any dick sucking is The Enforcer himself, how do you think he got the number one contendership so fast huh? Thats right, he got on his knees for Israel Reed... or maybe he even got on his knees for My Cousin... Its been established that Enforcer is into that type of thing but I don't think Enforcer's awesome skills at being a great penis licker and interior decorator are going to come in handy against Corey Benjamin nor will they come in handy against me this week after I kick all his teeth out of his mouth and punch his eyebrows off his ugly face. In all seriousness though he has to have the worst gimmick ever. A bald guy who tries to 'enforce' homosexuality on the roster... Are you serious? I don't care if you're gay, you have rights now so get off of your high horse jeez.
We get a decent reaction from the crowd and a few laughs and such. Rissi himself is laughing and takes a moment to calm himself. He takes another drag of his cigar and exhales thick grey smoke around himself that illuminates from the arena lights. Rissi continues to wait for the crowd to quiet down then takes a seat again. The crowd quiets and Rissi takes a breath of the brisk night air congealed with cigarette, food and other arena scents then brings the mic back to him to delve into more of his tirade.
Nick Rissi
So we know a few different things right now... They are... One. Enforcer has an inferiority complex in regards to Corey Benjamin and may even be afraid of him. Two. Enforcer is a very jealous and bitter little piggy. Three. He tries to push his lifestyle upon everyone else. And Four. He isn't deserving of holding the world title let alone having the right to fight for it. I know it, the fans no it, management no it hell even Enforcer knows it. The Enforcer doesn't have what it takes to win the world championship! Screw him, The Enforcer is nothing he's only full about hot air and when it comes time to face Corey and I he will choke and go right back to working at bald guys 'r' us where he belongs. He wants to talk about my last name? Its greater than anyone in his whore family and thats real son. Be jealous. Be jealous I got mad skills, I got a successful legacy, I got hair and I got the ability to completely tear your image up on the mic like I've done this week. Have a cry you sad fuck no one will care and no one will listen simply because everyone's waiting of you to lose at the PPV. They already know the result and guess what, The Enforcer isn't the new world champion. The Enforcer is still the most successful loser.
The crowd starts to get louder and gives a bigger reaction as a smirk grows on Rissi's face. Rissi shakes his head and takes another drag from the cigar. Rissi stands up and gets more involved with his gestures as he goes right back in/
Nick Rissi
The Enforcer maybe a pathetic piece of shit but you have to give him props for talking a big game and not being a little bitch like Rick Man or Faggdox but still The Enforcer is congealed scum underneath my Jordans. I can't help it that I'm the shit. Don't employ me if everyone is going to be jealous what can I say!? The Enforcer's jealousy has completely ruined any hope of this match being an amicable one. Every time I take it to the head and some little dick can't take it so he has to go all depressed and bitter... Well thats not how I roll because I keeps it real like that Enforcer. That's right I keeps it real like that. Enforcer can huff and puff all he wants, all the veins in his bald ass head can explode at the same time I really don't care. Enforcer is in a world of delusion and his world is going to come crashing down in the next two weeks. Defeat, suffering, pain these are all things that Enfo can look forward too because they're coming his way. That one I can promise.
The fans begin to cheer and are greatly amused by the whole rant. Nick looks out at the crowd with a smile, his eyes gleaming and arms raised. Nick waits for a moment and bathes in the cheer and laughter and arena lights from the whole environment as he looks around in glee and joy. The fans are going now and he quickly takes another drag of his cigar and jumps right back into talking much to the fans delight.
Nick Rissi
Remember, remember how boring and dragged out Enforcer's bitch ass promo was. Well his in ring skill is ALMOST as bad and boring as his mic skills. I've proven with facts not opinions that The Enforcer is nothing and is soon to be an afterthought. The only thing that the Enforcer has shown us is that he can steal my bit because he's too stupid and uncreative to think of his own stuff, he keeps a photo of me in his drawer and the fact that he is scared and apprehensive of Corey Benjamin. Enforcer - this one goes direct to you son. You're pathetic, you're a nothing and you wish you could be as good as me let alone Michael Rissi. 40-0 bitch and I'm soon to mimic that record in PW while all your expected to do is lie crying on the mat at being defeated in your first world title match. It's all inevitable, I'm telling the future here Enfo. Watch as all my predictions come to life. Watch as I become one of the greatest in PW history. Forget, Faggdox, Scorpion, Flare, Rick Man forget all those losers. Its all about me now and you know it. Let me Enforce all of this knowledge upon you. If I were you I'd be taking notes Jack. Son, there is no way I can be hurt and there is nothing that can slow me down going into any match I have here. That's real, I'm un-hurtable bitches.
Rissi raises his arms and throws the mic on the mat as the fans give an amazing cheer! He drags some more of his cigar then drops it on the mat, ashing it out with his shoe. The fans continue cheering but out of the blue Rissi's custom Armani dress pants catch fire from the downed cigar on the mat. Rissi doesn't notice as he's too busy pandering to the crowd, their cheers just grow.
The flames spread quickly and grow as they engulf his pants, than his jacket and shirt. Rissi notices and starts wilding moving around but the flames just grow due to Armani's highly expensive and flammable clothing materials. Rissi is quickly engulfed in flames and is a man on fire struggling and running around the ring in a desperate panic as the fire burns his body!
Steven Biggs
Oh Shit Nick Rissi is on fire right now suffering hardcore burns... Someone put him out. Fuck this is awesome, especially to witness at a house show. This guy smells like burnt toast i swear. Look at him run like a scared house cat!
Nick Rissi
Fuck!
Eventually some officials run own and put Nick out with some fire extinguishers and stuff. they then cover him and EMTs rush down to check on him.
Steven Biggs
I guess Rissi was wrong. He's not 'un-hurtable'! Fire appears to be his weakness. Where does this leave Rissi now in relation to this Wednesday?
We fade out as officials and EMT's continue helping and checking on a whaling and suffering Rissi. The crowd is still going off their chains with cheers and applause.