Post by Nick Rissi on Mar 12, 2013 4:30:28 GMT -5
We come into the scene. We enter a wide spacious upscale hotel foyer. There are people walking through the large well lit and warm area. A group of Asian businessmen sit at the bar and sip cognac. Attractive young but smart women, dressed in expensive designer dresses walk up and down the hotels floors. On the corner is a small sitting area. In the single chair next to the single small table sits Nick Rissi, dressed in a dark suit and white shirt. Rissi sits in the chair by himself with a glass of Ciroc in hand as he waits and watches the stairs by the reception. Rissi the notices the frame come in and grow tighter on him, he gives out a small smile as he faces the frame and begins talking in a soft monotone voice.
Nick Rissi
Firstly take a good look at the newest member of the PW roster the one and only Nick Rissi! That's right my cousin bought into this place and who do you think he's going to help propel into the fucking title picture. None other than me of course. However I have a few things I want to take care of first in PW.
Nick takes out a cigar and lights it up, taking a few puffs as he sits in the foyer. Some people cough at his smoke and look at him but he just looks back and shakes his head in disapproval.
Nick Rissi
Yes, its true I have a bone to pick with one certain faggot here in PW and that is PW Flagship Member RICK MAN! The Fair English Man Rick Man that is. Rick Man and I have never met but we've always had our issues mainly because he's a stupid motherfucker, almost as stupid as that Scorpion faggot they have on the roster... Hell almost as stupid as the worlds stupidest man Mike Maddox who also happens to be apart of the PW roster!
A hotel manager comes up to Nick and gestures to him to put out his cigar or leave. Nick shakes his head and angrily ashes it on the table. He then turns back to the frame and lashes out.
Nick Rissi
What fucking kind of place is this where they have motherfuckers like Maddox, Rick Man, Dimter and Scorpion as it's main roster members? Some of the stupidest most boring competitors ever and PW puts them in the spotlight. Well either my cousin and Mr. Reed are dumb or they have a higher plan which will surprise me to no end. You wanna talk about stupid and idiotic then you can look no further than Mike Maddox. You want to look at fucked in the head and yawn worthy than just look at Scorpion. You want to look at fucking legendary then all you have to do is look at me the further whatever the fuck champion. Which leads me to my next point.
Nick straightens up his tie and restrains himself, sitting back in his chair.
Nick Rissi
This week I have a fatal four way match or something like that with a bunch of fuckwits. Jigsaw is the first homosexual I will take time to mention. Jigsaw is a little man who has psychopathic bursts of violence due to his repressed memories of being touched by his father who also happened to wear clown make-up. Thats right, Jigsaw is the son of a child molesting juggalo. You can't really blame him for being so fucked up but you can blame him for being a complete idiot who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag! In all honesty though Jigsaw is the most skilled of my opponents which is saying a lot because all of my opponents have no skill at all and will find out the hard way that yeah I'm fucking better than them.
Nick clears his throat ushering to the camera to focus.
Nick Rissi
This Cole faggot is exactly that, a faggot who no one expects to win. I've seen a lot of dumb ass faggots in my time such as Mike Maddox, Mike Dimter, Mike Flynn and others but Cole seems like a real dumb ass faggot who wants his ass beat because he homosexually gets off on the pain. That's enough about him anyway.
The camera slowly pans closer to Rissi and he shakes his head while running his hands through his hair.
Nick Rissi
Finally, my arch nemesis Rick Man. Rick Man is a fucking fool, not so much as Dimter or Maddox but still Rick Man is a fucker who need to be taught respect and needs to be taught who is on top and who belongs on the bottom. This week I defeat Rick Man in this fatal four way match but at the PPV I am demanding that Reed give the PW fans what they have been dying to see for so long. Rick Man vs Nick Rissi in a steel cage match. It would be only fitting to see. Rick Man and I could have hundreds of fatal four way matches but nothing will ever be solved unless we get to fight one on one like the whole of PW has been itching to see. Forget Faggdox and AJ Fag and Mike Fagter forget all those no hope dumb as door post losers. The fans want to see a match worthy of PW quality and Rick Man vs Nick Rissi would be a beyond fitting showing.
Rissi gets up from his chair and begins walking up the foyer stairs, gesturing for the camera not to follow him any further.
Nick Rissi
In my debut match I will take out these three fags, I will demand a one on one match with Rick Man and I will prove to everyone that Nick Rissi is the new hottest thing in PW. Not fuckface Maddox, not Santa and not Scorpion. Nick Rissi, learn the face, remember the name because I'm not going anywhere...
The scene slowly fades out.
Nick Rissi
Firstly take a good look at the newest member of the PW roster the one and only Nick Rissi! That's right my cousin bought into this place and who do you think he's going to help propel into the fucking title picture. None other than me of course. However I have a few things I want to take care of first in PW.
Nick takes out a cigar and lights it up, taking a few puffs as he sits in the foyer. Some people cough at his smoke and look at him but he just looks back and shakes his head in disapproval.
Nick Rissi
Yes, its true I have a bone to pick with one certain faggot here in PW and that is PW Flagship Member RICK MAN! The Fair English Man Rick Man that is. Rick Man and I have never met but we've always had our issues mainly because he's a stupid motherfucker, almost as stupid as that Scorpion faggot they have on the roster... Hell almost as stupid as the worlds stupidest man Mike Maddox who also happens to be apart of the PW roster!
A hotel manager comes up to Nick and gestures to him to put out his cigar or leave. Nick shakes his head and angrily ashes it on the table. He then turns back to the frame and lashes out.
Nick Rissi
What fucking kind of place is this where they have motherfuckers like Maddox, Rick Man, Dimter and Scorpion as it's main roster members? Some of the stupidest most boring competitors ever and PW puts them in the spotlight. Well either my cousin and Mr. Reed are dumb or they have a higher plan which will surprise me to no end. You wanna talk about stupid and idiotic then you can look no further than Mike Maddox. You want to look at fucked in the head and yawn worthy than just look at Scorpion. You want to look at fucking legendary then all you have to do is look at me the further whatever the fuck champion. Which leads me to my next point.
Nick straightens up his tie and restrains himself, sitting back in his chair.
Nick Rissi
This week I have a fatal four way match or something like that with a bunch of fuckwits. Jigsaw is the first homosexual I will take time to mention. Jigsaw is a little man who has psychopathic bursts of violence due to his repressed memories of being touched by his father who also happened to wear clown make-up. Thats right, Jigsaw is the son of a child molesting juggalo. You can't really blame him for being so fucked up but you can blame him for being a complete idiot who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag! In all honesty though Jigsaw is the most skilled of my opponents which is saying a lot because all of my opponents have no skill at all and will find out the hard way that yeah I'm fucking better than them.
Nick clears his throat ushering to the camera to focus.
Nick Rissi
This Cole faggot is exactly that, a faggot who no one expects to win. I've seen a lot of dumb ass faggots in my time such as Mike Maddox, Mike Dimter, Mike Flynn and others but Cole seems like a real dumb ass faggot who wants his ass beat because he homosexually gets off on the pain. That's enough about him anyway.
The camera slowly pans closer to Rissi and he shakes his head while running his hands through his hair.
Nick Rissi
Finally, my arch nemesis Rick Man. Rick Man is a fucking fool, not so much as Dimter or Maddox but still Rick Man is a fucker who need to be taught respect and needs to be taught who is on top and who belongs on the bottom. This week I defeat Rick Man in this fatal four way match but at the PPV I am demanding that Reed give the PW fans what they have been dying to see for so long. Rick Man vs Nick Rissi in a steel cage match. It would be only fitting to see. Rick Man and I could have hundreds of fatal four way matches but nothing will ever be solved unless we get to fight one on one like the whole of PW has been itching to see. Forget Faggdox and AJ Fag and Mike Fagter forget all those no hope dumb as door post losers. The fans want to see a match worthy of PW quality and Rick Man vs Nick Rissi would be a beyond fitting showing.
Rissi gets up from his chair and begins walking up the foyer stairs, gesturing for the camera not to follow him any further.
Nick Rissi
In my debut match I will take out these three fags, I will demand a one on one match with Rick Man and I will prove to everyone that Nick Rissi is the new hottest thing in PW. Not fuckface Maddox, not Santa and not Scorpion. Nick Rissi, learn the face, remember the name because I'm not going anywhere...
The scene slowly fades out.